I Regret to Inform You We’re One-Third of the Way through #NaPoWriMo2026

Once again, the time is rushing by;
I can’t stop it, and I shouldn’t try.
It ever moves on,
Each new moment is gone,
Slipping by me; how much I could cry!

Tick. Tock.
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One third being gone means two-thirds still remain, and I’ve still got more to give you!

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A Ninth Regretful Limerick for #NaPoWriMo2026

Its pinnacle now has passed by,
That conference of scholars that I
Thought to make a home
Ere I was forced to roam;
I think on its pleasures and cry.

Who will know will know.
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I still mean to keep this going, and I’ve still got more writing in me if you need it done!

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An Eighth Regretful Limerick for #NaPoWriMo2026

With squats, I went perhaps too far
In doing them holding the bar.
I added some weight
That my knees now do hate;
How they told me is not so bizarre.

I am sometimes ambitious.
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I mean to keep this going, but I’ve got more writing in me if you need it done!

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A Seventh Regretful Limerick of #NaPoWriMo2026

I ate too much cheese yesterday;
How now I am obliged to pay–
Not in coin or with check,
But my belly is wrecked!
Will I learn from this lesson? O, nay!

Pictured: An assortment of my jokes
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I’ve got more in me; get some of it while it lasts!

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A Sixth Regretful Limerick of #NaPoWriMo2026

I know that I should have been there,
For, although she knows that I care,
I’m not often found;
I’m seldom around,
And there’s ever less time I can spare.

A body can only wait so long…
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There’s more to come. Maybe some of it can be for you?

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A Regretful Limerick for Easter, Courtesy of #NaPoWriMo2026

While many are hopping around,
Delighting in what they have found,
I sit. I look on
And hope to be gone
From where others’ smiles abound.

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I’m happy to write for you, in short form or long!

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A Limerick for #NaPoWriMo2026 Written at My Wife’s Suggestion

Getting crabs: that, I do not regret,
Since it never was really a threat
Given how I have acted;
I have never transacted
Such as would incur that kind of debt.

It’ll do in a pinch…
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Don’t be left standing on the sand; get your writing well in hand!

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A Third Regretful Limerick of #NaPoWriMo2026

To list, too, the things I’ve not done
And wish that I had, I would run
Beyond my life’s time,
Pass all sense and rhyme,
And, again, would’ve barely begun.

I’ll need more sticky-notes than this.
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I’m keepin’ ’em comin’, but it ain’t too late to get your own in!

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A Second Regretful Limerick of #NaPoWriMo2026

To list all the things I have done
I wish I had not, I would run
Far past all my time
And exceed my rhyme,
And still, I’d’ve barely begun.

It would be a grave situation, indeed.
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As ever, I’m happy to write to your order; place that order below!

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The First Regretful Limerick of #NaPoWriMo2026

To take as a topic regret
Is a thing I have too much done, yet
I must go on again
And a sequence begin,
Almost as if I had lost a bet.

Why is it always a typewriter?
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